Nigeriabrev - ny variant

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Nigeriabrev - ny variant

Inläggav Sheriffen » tor 31 maj 2007, 21:41

De är i alla fall påhittiga, de små oknytten:

"This message is of most importance to all USA and European Union residents

This is a job-offer for North American and EU residents only.

Requirements and benefits:

Monthly gross salary: 1500-3000 EUR per month (1800-3600 USD)
Age limit: 18-80
Possible career growth and promotion opportunity
Internet access, mobile or home phone number
Part-time (1-3hr per day) and full-time employment (8hr per day)

Leap forwarding International Donation Association is looking for new friends and collaborators in North America and Europe.

Become a part of our donating system that includes international donations to HIV positives, war refugees from Middle East and starving children from poorest European countries.
Our program does not charge or ask You to invest anything. We do not try to take Your money. Our regional sponsors and investors from different European Union and USA regions have already accepted our offer and are now the investing affiliates in our multi-national donating program.

Collaborate with our investors during the donation process and earn from 1500 EUR (1800 USD) up to 3000 EUR (3600 USD) gross salary per month. Together we can make this program work with maximum efficiency and thus have an opportunity to ease the sufferings and minimize the needs of thousands of people.

The vacancy You can apply for is the "Donating assistant" (future promotion to "donating manager" is possible after 3 months of successful cooperation).

Please confirm if You are interested in becoming a part of our program and EMAIL US. We will then send You more details concerning the vacancy of a "donating assistant".

Thank You very much for You time and for Your desire to help the ones who really need our help and joint support."


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Inläggav Sheriffen » tor 21 jan 2010, 12:44

Nu har de blivit ännu påhittigare. Lägg för all del märke till vilken märklig form av lunch de äter:

"Hi,

I am a British soldier currently in Afghanistan. I am with the 40th Regiment Royal Artillery in Afghanistan. We hijacked a suspected Van painted black between the border of Pakistan and Afghanistan. The Door gunners sitting behind machine guns in the Black Van tried shooting at our direction but we lunched a combat backup attack on the Black Van none of the Taliban survived the attack.

We discovered other currencies including US dollars of about $ 16 million loaded inside the Black Van with so many types of machine guns. We want to move this money out of this place, before we declare other items in the van to the international press. This place is a war zone you will keep our share pending the end of our assignment here in Afghanistan.

We will take 70%. You take 30%. No strings attached, just help us move it out of Afghanistan, Afghanistan is a war zone. We plan to use secured logistics courier to ship the money out in a large box.

If you can help to receive the box for us, I will send you the full details. Kindly send me an e-mail signifying your interest including your most confidential telephone/fax numbers for quick communication also your contact details. This should be a secret and must be a secret between us.

Respectfully,
Gen Sir David Richards (right)"

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Inläggav john-henri » tor 21 jan 2010, 17:38

Feh, en sketen general.

Själv fick jag enbart i förra veckan mail från både den brittiske premiärministern Gordon Brown och från FN:s generalsekreterare Ban Ki-moon. Jag känner mig förstås mycket hedrad men undrar ändå över att två så prominenta personer med bara en dags mellanrum kommit på tanken att skänka mig pengar.

John-Henri
Prenumerera på Nova science fiction. 4 nr för 275 kr. Postgiro 52 80 97-9, Gafiac. Om du tycker att det ska finnas sf på svenska också!
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Inläggav jophan » tor 21 jan 2010, 18:06

Frågan hamnade väl på bordet under något toppmöte nyligen, om det beklagliga tillståndet för novelltidskrifter världen över.
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